February 2012
fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
Watchkirreiyy:
valedoomings:
isangelical:
fantasykiller:
daltosaurusrex:
pallettownhardcore:
gnarly:
you are honestly the dumbest fucking bitch alive
I paused Lana for this?
nobody gets an extra birthday retard
it’s not that serious qurl
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Woooooooooooow.
Watchyeah, im just gonna casually eat the cake.
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
mankey23:
theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
puckermanfabray:
have you ever loved a fictional character so much you just dont know what to do with yourself so you throw yourself against a wall
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
arianajaynesellers:
michaelfassbendersteeth:
...
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE