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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
I’m often mistaken as a flirt..
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we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy

untitled by natalya lobanova on Flickr.
Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?
Because i do.
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
So great.
Oh my fucking god
NEEDS MORE JEROME JARRE
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Day 9 ◆ Whatever Tickles Your Fancy
→ Amy’s hair
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IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH
OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
and i’ll tell you when i have to poop.