the internet summed up in one gif set
if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
I find any sort of acting that doesn’t have any humour in it is mind-numbingly boring.