I'm a liar and you're a thief.





My life's a tragedy. Add some comedy and we shall all laugh. I live in sunny Singapore and I'm still waiting for that opportunity for me to live my dream.

I tend to reblog a lot. My apologies.
xhromosomes:

xhromosomes:

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHHAHA

FOUND IT OMFG

xhromosomes:

xhromosomes:

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHHAHA

FOUND IT OMFG

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buzzfeedceleb:

Benedict Cumberbatch deleted shower scene from Star Trek Into Darkness

buzzfeedceleb:

Benedict Cumberbatch deleted shower scene from Star Trek Into Darkness


nostalgicwanderers:

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

I’m often mistaken as a flirt..

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exp0rted:

we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy


ddefinite:

untitled by natalya lobanova on Flickr.

rohl5:

Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?

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Because i do.


courfeyrac-yourbody:

black-eye-blues:

ladystilts:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

So great.

Oh my fucking god

NEEDS MORE JEROME JARRE

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30 Days of the Ponds:

Day 9 ◆ Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

 Amy’s hair

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chantelinajolie:

I miss the old Teen Titans

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laughingnancy:

IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH 

OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH


diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t


If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

melesbian:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

and i’ll tell you when i have to poop.