Benedict Cumberbatch deleted shower scene from Star Trek Into Darkness
we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy
Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?
Because i do.
IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH
OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
and i’ll tell you when i have to poop.